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Fox News reports that Burger King is testing a new brunch menu in a number of markets, offering items such as a ciabatta sandwich and a breakfast bowl in addition to its standard menu. In addition, it is offering what might be called a virgin mimosa - described as a orange juice and Sprite as opposed to OJ and champagne.
KC's View:
My definition of depressing would be having breakfast and a fake mimosa at Burger King.

I say this as someone who thinks that a Buck’s Fizz, served either with french toast or an omelette made with cheese and thinly sliced chorizo sausage, is the perfect way to lift one’s spirits on a Sunday morning.