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Salon reports that on a new doughnut creation cooked up by a Krispy Kreme franchisee in New Castle, Delaware - a bacon hot dog doughnut with raspberry jelly drizzling, to be sold exclusively this season at Frawley Stadium, home of a minor league baseball team The Wilmington Blue Rocks.

The only problem the doughnut maker and team are having? Coming up with a name for the delicacy ... so they are polling their fans and customers to come up with an appropriate moniker.
KC's View:
How about "Strike Four"? With the tagline ... "one bite, and you're really out...forever."