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by Kevin Coupe

Sometimes, two entities fit.  Perfectly.

Like this morning, when it was announced that the Rolling Stones will embark on a 16-city North American concert tour tied to their new album, "Hackneyed Diamonds."

The concert tour's Eye-Opening sponsor:  AARP.

AARP, by the way, will give its members early access to tour tickets starting next week.

There is, however, an eight-ticket limit.  Which means that you can try, and try, and try, and try, but you may not be able to get no satisfaction.