by Kevin Coupe
Sometimes, two entities fit. Perfectly.
Like this morning, when it was announced that the Rolling Stones will embark on a 16-city North American concert tour tied to their new album, "Hackneyed Diamonds."
The concert tour's Eye-Opening sponsor: AARP.
AARP, by the way, will give its members early access to tour tickets starting next week.
There is, however, an eight-ticket limit. Which means that you can try, and try, and try, and try, but you may not be able to get no satisfaction.